James "Jimmyco" Marcus

It is impossible to drink one gallon of milk in one hour without puking. In 2005, I set out to prove this fact. If there ever was man who could have done it, it was Andy. He started strong but failed 40 minutes into the challenge.

Some claim to have completed the Milk Gallon Challenge! But their story tends to fall apart when facts are introduced. On a page called “The Milk Bet” a man finishes the gallon but they used skim milk. Skim milk does not count in the challenge because 99% of the fat is removed. The fat in the milk is what makes the challenge so difficult as fat slows the emptying of the stomach into the small intestines.

I predict that the Arizona Cardinals will make it to the Super Bowl next season, that would be the 2012 – 2013 season. I will not suggest who they will play or if they will win. Go Cardinals!

The world will not end in 2012. Remember earlier in 2011 when the world was supposed to end (image above)? Remember Y2k? I am entertained by the end of world fun/high-jinks. If I am wrong, there won’t be anyone alive to call me out.

I predict a victory for President Obama in 2012 for many reasons. Weak Republican candidates, anti-terrorism successes, and an improving economy make Obama a lock in my opinion.

Time is out for the Phoenix Coyotes NHL hockey team as I predict April 3rd, 2011 will be the last game played in Arizona. The team will be moved, most likely to Canada. This prediction makes me sad. I love going to Coyotes games at Glendale Arena. For anyone who has been recently, the arena is about half full (or you could say half empty). I will make the most of the time they have left here. No official statement has been made, this is just a 2012 prediction.

My awesome friend Eli Murray won a lobster from a live lobster claw game in Tempe, AZ. The Horse and Hound pub is next door to The Clubhouse, a local rock venue. This video was the highlight of my night.