The Truth about Grandma


“Just like my grandma used to make, if she wasn’t evil and actually baked cookies instead of pounding Coors lights and chain-smoking Marlboro cigarettes.”

The above is a sign I made. April, who is my girlfriend, baked some cookies for Valentine’s Day. I ate 4 cookies myself and decided to share the rest with my co-workers. Our breakroom is a plethora of free food, so if I wanted the cookies to “sell” I needed a way for them to stand out from the crowd.

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