The above is a sign I made. April, who is my girlfriend, baked some cookies for Valentine’s Day. I ate 4 cookies myself and decided to share the rest with my co-workers. Our breakroom is a plethora of free food, so if I wanted the cookies to “sell” I needed a way for them to stand out from the crowd.

When I first heard about “Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter”, I really hoped the movie was real. Today, the official trailer was released. An axe or hatchet is the weapon of choice for honest Abe. I am looking forward to seeing if the narrative takes place before the Civil War or after. I can foresee a plot where dead Civil War soldiers from the South seek revenge.

I’ve added country labels under the markers. Notice that China doesn’t have a marker and Japan is the only Asian country. Europe isn’t a country but it is impossible to tell where the marker really sits.

1. Apparently a full paragraph is too much typing for his superior brain. Most journal entries are 2 to 3 sentences. I, like the classy ladies who taught me English like to say  – a paragraph is 3 to 4 sentences.

2. Doogie’s WPM is 30, the same as Carl from Sling blade (1996). He doesn’t seem to “hunt and peck” as they like to switch between shots of his face and the monitor. By the way WPM stands for Words Per Minute, a standard in typing tests.

3. We should credit Doogie with composing the first Facebook status update. If they were to remake the show, clearly that is what he is doing at the end of each episode. Example from doogiehowsermd.blogspot.com: “Tonight I did the unthinkable…I acted like a impulsive, crazy, hormonal genius.”

Shelby from Texas Roadhouse – m4w – 38
Shelby you served us last night, had steak. What three things happened, do you remember? You took my breath away, I noticed you kept coming back and when you were helping another server you smiled back at me, I’d love to know you. I left you my card, what did it say? let’s talk! – CJ

Fort McDowell Bingo – m4w
Missed my chance to chat with you and at least get your name. We sat a table apart and I could not take my eyes off of you. We had several instances when we glanced at each other. You were with your mom? and I am sorry that I missed my chance to tell you that you are really beautiful. I was wearing the blue hooded sweatshirt.

Wheelchair Guy at Goo Goo Dolls – w4m
You were in jeans and a white long sleeve Tshirt at the Goo Goo Dolls concert last night. You were in a wheelchair and you were with two other guys and I believe a woman. I found you very attractive you caught my eye. I was with my roommate but I didn’t know how to approach you or if you were even aware of me. If you see this ping me lets chat.

If you are one of the people who I am making fun of above, don’t kill me. I am trying to help you find that love of your life who had the unfortunate pleasure of coming into contact with you.

“Body-slammed the buffalo for its own good!” Bonus points if you can name the root film.

Don’t judge this video by the first part, it starts a little slow. You might as well skip to the middle where the drummer starts rocking out.

This little dude has a laugh that could cure cancer.

Some claim to have completed the Milk Gallon Challenge! But their story tends to fall apart when facts are introduced. On a page called “The Milk Bet” a man finishes the gallon but they used skim milk. Skim milk does not count in the challenge because 99% of the fat is removed. The fat in the milk is what makes the challenge so difficult as fat slows the emptying of the stomach into the small intestines.