Found in the Walmart parking lot. That is a reflection, not bumper damage. The paint was super glossy. I waited a few minutes to see if they owner would appear. I wanted to see which Walmart shopper owned a $109,000 car.
It’s one of those moments – “There’s peanut butter in my chocolate”, “No, there’s chocolate in my peanut butter.” A dog-horse might be the best pet ever. Explore other things I want. Photo credit: unknown
Puma PUMAGILITY shoes are hot and are the official shoe of my upcoming trip to Europe. I will walk many miles in these bad boys.
Like any other geek, I was envious while drooling at the cool gadgets coming out of CES this week. Surprisingly it wasn’t a TV or flexible tablet that has me excited, it is Nest. Maybe it is my cheap side but this smart thermostat makes my nipples hard. Nest learns the best way to save energy without sacrificing comfort. This is filed under THINGS I WANT.
I could go for a hot bucket of chicken right now. Original recipe with 11 herbs and spices, mmmmmmmmmmm bitch. Cooperstown Bears is a serious bear maker and they charge a pretty penny. The Colonel Sanders bear is $290. I think it is worth every penny…. I don’t know what I am saying anymore. I am a man, cute stuffed bears shouldn’t appeal to me! Argh!
Artist rendering - how awesome would I look riding a mini-train?
Next stop, cube 152! My ideal office has a mini-train for transport around the office. Amazing how Photoshopping your cartoon head on a child’s body changes the scale of the scene. For all you know those are adults under the Jimmyco face. Anyway, let’s make this happen!
Apparently someone is making counterfeit Pillow Pets. How dare they! Pillow Pets are awesome, I wish I had one. #ThingsIWant
It’s the iPhone case I’ve always wanted but it didn’t exist until I created it. Do a search yourself, you wont find a snakeskin case that’s better. I was annoyed at the lack of cool cases so I dusted off my mad Photoshop skills (I am a member of the NAPP by the way).
Why do I like the Chevy Aveo so much? Simple, it is the rental car I am given most often when I travel. I love to travel, therefore I love the Chevy Aveo. Consider this an open letter to Chevy: Send me an Aveo so I can feel as though I am on vacation all the time.
Dear Santa/Friends/God/April,
I have been a good boy this half-year. I would like only one item this Christmas in July, a Bell & Ross BR01-92 wristwatch valued at $3,500. The correct model has a blue dial. When you pick it up, please double check you that you’ve received the model with the blue dial, not the white. I don’t want the white one. I swear to god if I open the box and the dial is white, I am going to break the watch into pieces. See photo below.
Yours,
Jimmyco
Hey! I am James "Jimmyco" Marcus, a 28 year old Copywriter from Phoenix, AZ. This blog is dedicated to my random thoughts.
