Caillou – The Hairless Freak Child

This is Caillou, his life is animated and narrated like so – “Caillou and his friends were playing dinosaurs but started to play too loud.” It is very manipulative and full of behavioral control elements. “Caillou realized they were being loud and suggested they played outside.”

Caillou is bald, so he probably has some kind of creepy kid-cancer. My favorite episode is where he is molested by a giant who helped him wash a car. Oh yea, he is also Canadian.

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